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, |2 x T: C' Y6 _& uIt was the final exam for an English course at a university.: G9 M0 g. T v* S. w( W% O
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam
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the exam,a student came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.
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"You're not going to have time to finish this,"the professor
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9 s0 v ~9 J" ~" e4 ]- Z) k7 a3 i"yes,I will,"replied the student. He then took a sent and
, Q6 r' \7 i+ W( W$ `began writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed; s! ~; p$ O: e
their exams in. All except the late student,who continued writing.' q* ^- a+ P3 L! G6 t# l. N
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Half an hour later,he finally came up to the professor's/ P, b: ~& ^- L6 B
desk and attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam
2 a7 V$ X) l2 u3 C) xbooklet"No,you don't,I am not going to accept that.It's late!"
j& q0 f$ a; N% c) F$ G"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"the student asked.
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"No, and I don't care,"replied the professor with an air of superiority.' z: E4 h# v4 i/ _- w
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"Good!" replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack( {& s0 e7 r1 w" k) G7 s/ t
of completed exams,stuffed his in the middle,and walked out of the room. [s:26]
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中文翻譯:
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知道我是誰嗎?$ O% X6 s' o2 H" v. u2 ~7 t
( r4 F8 c6 F5 a* P: ~( K大學里的英文期末考,有個教授非常嚴格,
+ }9 z- K# j& o8 \& t* ?; t要求學生再兩個小時內把試卷交到他桌上,5 l1 T/ E( O j; G& w
否則就不用交了,該科也死當!
; i( C5 w; T) g' H考試進行了三十分鐘,有個學生衝進來要了張考卷
( D. G8 m' w7 |[你寫不完的!]教授給他卷子時這樣說/ F" P- A+ j- _. `0 _' e; `! k
[會!我會寫完的]學生回答道.然後他找了個位子開始寫.! H) \7 u( W/ z I) C
兩個小時後,學生們成疊地交上考卷,除了那個遲到的還在寫著
! n) R" x3 P' `! @: U6 F- _$ [0 Q又過了半小時,他終於寫完,走近教授的桌子想把考卷交進那疊試卷裡
3 h9 Y+ Z- z; R& ?, P[不行!不能交!太遲了,我不收你的考卷!]0 ]) e) ^1 r$ n, m* t6 u5 Y$ P: Y
[你知道我是誰嗎?]這學生大聲的問著5 @" z/ ~) R3 P$ s0 a( u5 l
[不知道,而且我也不在乎!]這教授帶著高傲的語氣回答& f$ `, |9 j3 i7 ]+ [
[太好了!]這學生很快的把他那份考卷塞進那疊試卷裡,然後走出教室
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看的懂嗎? [s:15] |