Do you know who I am?

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  Do you know who I am?

* O" L+ Q: Q% m5 ]1 b% GIt was the final exam for an English course at a university.
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam
+ ~: h1 W& Q2 _' Tthat was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be
& z# L) z- Q- u' p7 w: Baccepted and the student would fail. [s:18]  Thirty minutes into
the exam,a student came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.

; y8 d2 l" |- K% m5 D7 C"You're not going to have time to finish this,"the professor
atated as he handed the student a booklet.
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"yes,I will,"replied the student. He then took a sent and
9 M, Y+ n: D9 C3 g0 Fbegan writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed
' h. ]' c# L6 ?their exams in. All except the late student,who continued writing.
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9 J; }: ^" P* ]) n+ B3 w! wHalf an hour later,he finally came up to the professor's
0 m9 _: E! W* S7 l* C0 A9 Vdesk and attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam
  B# @' W; \: F7 A+ ~: B( Ybooklet"No,you don't,I am not going to accept that.It's late!"
% s' {: n# r1 T# j8 ~( m2 Z"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"the student asked.
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+ B4 u2 q; j: W. A"No, and I don't care,"replied the professor with an air of superiority.
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"Good!" replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack
of completed exams,stuffed his in the middle,and walked out of the room. [s:26]



中文翻譯:
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知道我是誰嗎?

: e( t+ p4 m; \* a, M2 n大學里的英文期末考,有個教授非常嚴格,
1 `! ^+ q7 m) _/ m" t, Z) l要求學生再兩個小時內把試卷交到他桌上,
否則就不用交了,該科也死當!
考試進行了三十分鐘,有個學生衝進來要了張考卷
[你寫不完的!]教授給他卷子時這樣說
[會!我會寫完的]學生回答道.然後他找了個位子開始寫.
兩個小時後,學生們成疊地交上考卷,除了那個遲到的還在寫著
% ?- S6 U; l# \$ v- C) Y6 @7 P4 u& y又過了半小時,他終於寫完,走近教授的桌子想把考卷交進那疊試卷裡
[不行!不能交!太遲了,我不收你的考卷!]
$ L4 P9 S5 D$ C, T4 j2 m) f% U: i[你知道我是誰嗎?]這學生大聲的問著
3 ?2 W9 D* J, N[不知道,而且我也不在乎!]這教授帶著高傲的語氣回答
) \( Q! t3 K: E. H/ a[太好了!]這學生很快的把他那份考卷塞進那疊試卷裡,然後走出教室

看的懂嗎? [s:15]

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